mufy.. wait for me

oo... i'm going to school liao..
almost 7/8 months didn't study liao..
don't know whether the brain still functioning or not leh..
my bio, chem, phy, eng, malay, math and add math...
i think i have forget all of this subject for 100%
haiz... friday going to face new environment, new friends, and new teachers..
eh, is lecturer.. haha
don't know how de leh??
haih.. i also don't know need to pack what leh...
like want to shift my house to sunway la...
haha... branket la... bedsheet la... haiz...
i also don't know how to pack lol...
may be school already will be busier..
like all of you...
whether in form 6 or college...
all busy with their own stuff...
still can keep in touch or not??
i really don't know..

so lame... IMH

IMH stands for "Institute Mental of Health" in Singapore. Have a goodlaugh!

Record I
Patient A: "So how... this book not bad yah?"

Patient B: "Yah agree, excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense, sharp andconcise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art. Toomany character names to remember!!!"

Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you put the telephone book back to the originalplace?"

Record II
A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?"

Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."

Doctor: "HmmŠthat's normal...so if I were to cut your other ear off, whatwill happen then?"

Patient: "I will not be able to see..."

The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"

Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."

Record III
IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and?? squatsat the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.

The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to understand her behavior first.

So, the doctor also wears black and carries a black umbrella; squattedbesides her everyday.

The days go by...
the two of them squattedside-by-side w/o a single exchange of word.

After one solid month, the oldlady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Areyou also a mushroom?"

Record IV
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take apeek.

But the patient didn't wanna let her see.

Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"

Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself..."

Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write aletter to himself?)

So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"

Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how would I know??"

Record V
Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.

After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: "Hey! How comeyou are not coming down yet?"

The patient on top replied: "No. no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet"

Record VI
One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...How? I think I'm a chicken since theday I was born..."

Doctor: "Wah! That¹s very serious...Why do you only come and seek treatment now?"

Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."

Record VII

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home.

He jacked up thetruck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare,tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.

As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened. The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do;., he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simpleproblem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver...

"Here¹s what you can do, take one bolt each from the other... 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the,missing ones, easy as that"

The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are youhere at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"

L.E.T.T.E.R

hooray~~
i received my letter dy..
so happy...
but dunno wat i need to write here...
oo.. ya...
mayb i will stay in sun-u residence or casa subang
i hope that i will get sun-u residence..
cuz is in the college and have air-cond also
hehe... no need to waste time also
casa subang need to sit sunway bus everyday la..

my study duration is 18months...
3 semester.. they say more comfortable to study
oo..1 week for orientation leh..
so boring la...
tis ppl talk that ppl have a talk..
and later have to take placement test some more...
eng and math
argg... need to study lor...

**every dear... i think i get influence dy... haha...i berkarat at home long itme liao.. cant imagine tat i go to search for 大嘴巴 懷秋's blog...haha... so dai... eh, he really handsome... o...

pls...

姐姐明天要动小手术了

希望一切顺利

爸爸你要保佑姐姐哦

hooray~~

haha.. first of all..

i would like to thanks my mom, my siblings, my grandma, my aunt and my dad also

who give me a lot of support and financial support when i'm facing my spm

furthermore, i would like to thanks my teachers [pn zainab(math), pn fatimah(bm),

pn siti fatimah(everything), pn rosenani(eng+happy tree friend), pn noor zehan(bio),

pn jega(chem), pn normah(phy),pn wan hasliza(+math), pn zaimah(est), pn hamizah(sej),

pn harvinder(sej),pn syafini(moral+listen to our complain), mr poon(phy+bio),

mrs chemistry(sure chem la), pn mumtaz(bm-5stars for u) and pn malika(+math-5stars too)]

who teach me a lot... give me a lot of information and a lot of homework to make me understand more about my study

thanks a lot to all my fellow friends [tan jia yee(+add), tam ai may, kwan qiao yen(+math),

brian fam sze zheng, cheng kah wei (phy), edmund raj(phy), adila noorfatin, nur adila(bio),

hemadevy(eng), malar(eng), sanjay, azri nabila(eng),mat(+math),

yap sin wee(give me a lot of tips) and many many more]

who really help me when i had troubles.. teach me when i'm still blur in study...

and also siao with me when taking break and when teacher was teaching

haha.. love you all!! muackzx

**if i din mention ur name dun get angry...

actually everyone help each other de

haha.. wan to thank u all cuz u all know that i get PSD scholarship

and now i get monash!!

wow...

haha... i haven receive the letter la

but i called them.. hehe.. on wed

hehe... really happy... 3rd of july!!

and yesterday.. i went to aunt's dusun...

go there for wat??

to eat durians, mangosteens and one more.. dunno called wat

look like rambutan but more delicious than it
i eat durians as my dinner!! ahaha

is dangerous..the durians will fall when the potential energy is maximum

the read colour shirt is my aunt..she very sayang me wan..haha... tat is ubi keledek.. tat is the delicious one look like rambutan

is a must to wear like this... caution with mosquitoes... up one is mangosteen tree..cant see?? i have round it with red mark!!

really nice in there.. the percentage of oxygen also more.. haha

redang!! part 2

lets go!!

redang trips

4 days 2 nights...

kalong~~ resort

5-8 june 2009

3 times snorkelling

hehe.. here is the jeti...

my face still ok although yesterday in bus only sleep for 2 hours

wait for the boat..

really lambat leh.. cuz need 45mins to reach there

then need to u turn to fetch us somemore leh

haha.. at here buy souvenirs and our redang clothes

oh.. ya.. my hat too

here is the boat.. really nice

and very song

the wind is strong too

the hair is so mesy

look outside is sea...

green... blue... dark blue.. black..

the colour of sea and sky is separated

a fantastic view!!

haha.. here is the bridge to our KALONG~~ RESORT

haha... reach here liao straight have the taking-pictures-mood

here is almost night liao..

just came back from snorkelling

haha... first time hold sea cucumber.. nice... slippery

black colour... 1 tiu tiu...haha..

amy dunno go where liao.. so din take pic with us

haha.. here is more more tea inn

at laguna resort

come here liao only can feel the present of beach

the music here.. the sand here... and the almost 5stars feel

lang hua yi duo duo.. haha

brian dunno at there for wat..

all girls ma.. haiz...

blocking the view

is the icon for redang??

no.. the icon for more more tea... hehe

wow.. first pic is wonderful liao..

lets jump

haha.. the highest is khor guang yeong's brother

calvin khor... our kicap...

like wat brian wrote in his blog... he is salty wet??

haha.. not so la.. just brian sendiri fikir senget liao

hehe...

like wat brian wan... K pose

today is 7th of june..
yee's bday...
her dad walk for whole pulau to find the cake
gt terharu ma??
haha.. but the cake is nice la

night walk to see seafood...
sea cucumber... octopus !!
and ai wei step on a sea cucumber..
it is so cham..
not ai wei.. is the sea cucumber
bleeding somemore
haha.. i hope that i didn't step on any sea cucumber...
pls dun blame me if i step on you..
sorry...

haiz.. wake up at 5 something to see sun rise
but the sun only rise at 7am..
haiz.. but the view is nice
we took a lot of picturess..
but most of it is our back
do u notice it??
3 girls are wearing same clothes

haha.. amy din take pic here..
cuz first she thought her family will sit for the first boat...
mana tau.. v go to join her later..


this pic is nice..haha.. cant see anything
wan to go back liao lor.. waiting for brian's mom and 2 more ppl..
so we take pics and buy souvenirs again

haha.. amy go to buy salty fish liao
so we start again.. tat is brian's bro,aaron
he start to siao with us after first snorkelling

you see.. he really enjoy with us.. after having dinner really energetic

want to reach home liao lor...the cai gao also wan to finish liao.. wait for other pics to reach my hand.. i will pose part 3 de.. all also pictures... for sure... coming soon

redang!! part1

yesterday just came back from redang beach

but now...

i'm still in redang mode..

haha...

today wake up liao still wearing the hat and the glasses to take pics

wahaha... today the whole body very tired leh

and my legs appear a few 'black green'

aha... dunno y

cant remember when i get hitted

my souvenirs are key chain [turtlesss] and PICTURESSSSS!!

almost 4/500++... muahaha...

p/s: my redang post ?? wait la.. wait i get all my pics first...

haha.. really a wonderful trip!!

haha... tell u.. now still left 8 hour something will go to mamak there to wait the bus to redang...
really excited..
if u all wan to see how beautiful is the beach can 3G me de.. haha...
dun scare.. for sure i will show u de...
aha... when they all talking about the song 浪花一朵朵
mr poon de face come out immediately with his very in hp
haha... long time din see him liao..
tat day saw his still in the same shirt...
red kemeja.. haha...

really wan to ask something here...
brian is going to high skul or wat??
then wm leh??
u all going to bio class??except cheng izit??
pls update me...
i really dunno the correct answer

just now i went for interview..
as promoter...
if pass i may get rm80 or rm120 per day...
wahaha... all ppl there are well educated..
all in degree and so...
i'm the youngest i think...
go there and act like promote the product...
really fast and easy...wahaha
really hope for it.. money leh
cuz haven go study .. so do some work lor..
go out to see how cruel and how dangerous are the world...
i know how to go liao.. next time can drive there...
eastin hotel only ma..
so near... wahaha.. later hilang liao dunno how leh...
i think wont la... just follow the sign board also can liao la.. haha

congra congra congra

first, i would like to congra our mr edwin loh ern-wei who get offer to india!!
secondly, congra to hema who get offer to canada... but she will start her study in taylor for 2 years..
congra congra congra lor...

haiz... where are you??
my love letter..
wait for you for so long liao...
still dun wan to come o??
everyday wait for the post laju van to come...
like a 'siao po'...
haha...

today i went to the book exhibition in mines...
i bought twilight... aha...
my first english novel...
rm24.85...
cheap leh... wan to buy whole set de...
4 books... rm 131 only..
but i din buy... why la...
i will buy it... aha.. may be tomo?? or see first..
the another 3 book also very cheap...
rm28, rm30 and rm35... hehe...

531...
first time i fetch yee... dunn she get scare or x...
aha... need to eat "qing ke yuan"??
aha... tat day we eat chocolate mousse royal and chocolate chip...
wow... so 'kit' and so nice

redang... 2 more days.. haven pack all my things le..
aha.. who going to bring camera??